=:= went away =:=

yeah, well, we think he's cool.

2004-10-09T14:04:09Z

n them left-wing che-guevara narra-bundah types'd throw metaphors at him,
n johnny'd be in his joggin' gear,
n they'd have to sit down and cry,
n he'd jog on away.

yeahwell. we're the anti-cool. cuzcuz WE HEART J.H.
so we made shirts.
here we are, in our shirts.

that's beany on the left there. cecil is ashley is ashleigh.

i'unno who the feller on the right is. but he's-acool.

GAFF.

808080808080808080808080808080808080

2004-08-20T05:55:58Z

!!!! the "VULVA-M-M-M-MAE M-M-M-MEE!TS THE! M-M-M!ERFAGS" to!ur!!!!!!

2004-08-14T08:22:39Z

the gaffer fags proudly present/announce their e VULVA-M-M-M-MAE M-M-M-MEE!TS THE! M-M-M!ERFAGS" to!ur!!!!!!

be prepared. be very prepared.

MM.m.m.

pearl

Dictate: After the posthumous release of their not-late ablum...entitled..".REHHHHHHH...." , we the gaffer fags, are proud to announce that we,. the gaffer fags, will indeed be touring, since you are so nicely, because everybody asked, us, the gaffer fags, it wil be an EXTRAVAGANZA OF REHHH AND SUBMERGATION. and and FLYING AND PEARLS> AND YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE FYOUR EYES FR YES. YES. THere shall be a special guest appearance/thing made by the one. the only. not we, the gaffer fags, but. VULVA-MAE.*

*footnote: (make sure to note. with your toe. or entire foot. or both. as it is a foot note. and we, the gaffer fags, do solemnly belive, that the toe is in fact situated on the foot.

*toenote...take note. we, the gaffer fags, reserve the right t

gettin' dance-y w/drownin' - a guide to better buttonholes

2004-08-05T06:18:17Z

you are nothing

but a guide

to better

buttonholes

I find use for neither buttonholes nor a blood-red rose,

I can't be held together

Like a dance with drowning

cake cake cake. cake with a spoon[s]

2004-07-05T03:21:05Z

cake stares at beany.

beany stares at cake.

cake stares at beany.
...

..beany stares at cake...

.cake.

stares at beany..

beany.

stares at cake.

~ ^
O..O
. oo

beany has two mouths.

O O
| |

beany has two soup spoons.

_~_~_~_
|_____|

beany has a cake.

...'

cake stares at beany.
beany stares at cake.

steak

2004-07-01T15:35:15Z

a guitar which has all strings tuned to E.
mister E the guitar
mr. E. a history
a brief history of mister E the mystery guitar.
EADGBE
EDGDEG
EEBF#BE
EEBBEF#
EEBEBE
EEBEEE
EEEEEE

eek. eep. ep?
i hope so too.

Tsk, noun. Tsk. [raight en' propper]

2004-06-29T15:54:58Z

A-men.
A-Hem
Mayhem.
will Save.
Them.

A-men. A-Hem.
Mayhem.
will SAVE. them.

A-Men. A-Hem. MayHem.
will SAVE. them.

A-Hem. A-MEN. MayHEM. will SAVE. theM.

A-Hem. A-MEN. MayHEM. will SAVE. them.
A-HEM. A-MEN. MayHEm. will SAVE. them.
A-HEM A-MEN; MayHEM; will SAVE them.
A-HEM A-MEN MayHEM will SAVE them.
A-HEM A-MEN MayHEM will SAVE them (breath)
.....
..A-HEM A-MEN MayHEM will SAVE themA-HEM A-MEN MayHEM will SAVE themA-HEM A-MEN MayHEM will SAVE themA-HEM A-MEN MayHEM will SAVE themA-HEM A-MEN MayHEM will SAVE themA-HEM A-MEN MayHEM will SAVE themA-HEM A-MEN MayHEM will SAVE themA-HEM A-MEN MayHEM will SAVE themA-HEM A-MEN MayHEM will SAVE themA-HEM A-MEN MayHEM will SAVE themA-HEM A-MEN MayHEM will SAVE them.

save them.

*blink*

_____-core.

2004-06-26T13:00:21Z

insert-word*-here-core.

* Word: there are numerous common breeds of word.
-adjective. eg. boisterous. coreuse; boisterous-core. boister-core. boystear-core. boystare-core.

boys stare core.
-----stare for more.
fore more core.
......tear [s]
(can you make an adjective?)
(can you make a verb?)

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
There are numerous important questions that one must ask oneself in order to ascertain if one has a quality character. if one has a sound sense of oneself.
:::::::::::::::::::::: :: ::::::::::: ::::::::: ::: :::::

(I am an adjective)
(I am a verb)

chunk chunk/chunkety chunkdoooom.

2004-06-24T12:42:13Z

doom doom doom chunk chunk doom

doom doom doom chunk-chunk doom doom doom chunk-chunk doom doom doom chunk-chunk doom doom doom chunk-chunk doom doom doom chunk-chunk

*crescendo* chunkchunkchunkchunkchunkchunkCHUNKCHUNKCHUNKCHUNKCHUNKCHUNK CHUNKETY CHUNK CHUNK DOOMCHUNK CHUNKETY DOOMDOOM CHUNKETY CHUNKDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM *crash*

"star crescendo star"

"star crash star"

rodriguez

2004-06-23T10:40:24Z

INGREDIENTS
------------

1 cup plain flower
1/2 cup S/R flour
as much cocoa as you want chocolate flavour.
as much ground ginger as you want ginger flavour.
some dates, chopped into whatever sized date chunks you prefer.
some sultanas.
somewhere between one and two cups of coconut, dessicated.
rolled oats. somewhere around, half a cup, or a cup.
about 200 grams of butter. or margarine. or "I can't believe its not butter" *gasp* *faint*
golden syrup. or treacle. approximately four tablespoons.

1 1/2 cups strawberry icing mixture.
two teaspoonsish of ground ginger.
two tablespoons of cocoa.
about eight teaspoons of chocolate nesquik or other drinking chocolate varieties.
about hmm. 30 g of butter-type substance.
more golden syrup.

1. put the flours, the cocoa, the ginger, the coconut, and the rolled oats in a bowl.
2. stir them up.
3. add the dates and sultanas.
4. mix it up some more.
5. put the golden syrup and the butter in a bowl. a microwave proof bowl preferably. or a saucepan.
6. melt them. if you are lucky enough to possess a microwave proof bowl and a microwave. use the microwave. if you have a stove and a saucepan. use the stove. do not put a saucepan in your microwave. if you do not have a stove or a microwave. try breathing. or a hairdryer. or maybe an engine. a campfire would suffice nicely, perhaps a barbecue.
7. put the melted lard and condensed sugar into the floury stuff.
8. mix it good.
9. put it into whatever tin you desire. or make it into bizarre shapes. or eat it. do whatever you want with it.
10. if you want to cake the mixture. put it in a moderate oven for twenty five minutes.
or....you could use a microwave....or a barbecue...or a campfire....etc etc.

11) ICING. make it. using those ingredients in the second stanza of the ingredient poem. practise your improvisation, comrades, for you shall need that skill when the revolution comes.

hint: sometimes icing is tasty ON the baked good. extra coconut never goes astray. EVER. remember that when you are searching for minions. coconut based ones are ALWAYS more loyal.

____--_=_=_---_-

2004-06-21T13:40:18Z

tonk.

tonktonk.

tonktonktonk.
tonk.

i need a ukrainian one too.

2004-06-12T07:58:22Z

SCOTTISH FOETUS

tickety-boo

2004-06-03T08:27:20Z

TICKETY-BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tu-whit tu-whoo.

Tenebrific,
Termagant,
Thralling,
Tawdry,
Tied,
Tetralogy.

onwards.

towards.

them.

http://www.makingfiends.com

gl!tz: flammable. a list.

2004-05-30T12:45:13Z

A-List. no. a list. yes. a list. that is-

Complete.

and concise.

1)DeVan
2)LeeR
3)NaLa'DeLuhRay
4)Brittknee Brookanna
5)Confederate America
6)Heaven Lee Melanie
7) Mormon Miracles

, ' '''',,,, , '

2004-05-29T05:05:49Z

(cue: BEAT SLOWS DOWN)

get it done with.
O_O
get it done withhh!!!
O_O
(cue:the killer gets the car and drives it right into my gut.
*whines* gooodbyye heavennnn. . .here comes heartbreeakkk. .)
GET IT DONE WITH.
O_O
GET IT DONE WITH.
. . .
GET IT DONE WITH.
x_x

'airsprehhh.

2004-05-29T04:47:58Z

just discover'd old can of 'airspreh used by ross. 'fits good enUFF fer a penk-rawwk moe-hawwk s'good enUFF fer me.

the woe of hairspray. or lack thereof.

2004-05-25T23:25:32Z

Am I teased enough already?

hear the wrath of roaring oats

2004-05-23T11:48:32Z

.............bake.
a
........... cake.
.
don't take.
for....sake.
for..my.sake.
.
let
.
them
.
break
.

light is a form of energy. of doom. of gloom.

suck0rx grapex0r!

2004-05-23T10:38:53Z

i am a sucker
a sucker to be
inside cecil's mouth
oh flavoursome me

i am a sucker
and i taste like grape
on yon cecil's tongue
her tastebuds i rape

i am a sucker
and i think it grand
i cost 18 cents
and i am not bland

oh no
cecil bit me
and now i am DED.

some have an umbrella, but I have a big head.

2004-05-23T10:21:39Z

why the people do not understand bugs bugs BUGS they will eat you alive I WILL I will not let this happen to them however no matter I don't care why are you wary of this why don't you look. why do we use this language why why why do i conform CONFORM CONFORM CONFORMIST I am.For the with the hem for at the time it is mighty and weak. it flashes but it does not glow but for a glimpse of SHINY there is dirt around it, the granules serve to suffocate the air. and it buries their needs. .. .. .do NOT disOBEY MY curls...they twirl with the pearls. I never have observed a sight of more substance. The protein is impeccable and immaculate. .. ..... .For there is no use to your old ear. Indeed it hears no attributes nor light. the jaws of cover will no longer save you for the prophecy will nigh be forsaken. DO YOU EMBRACE THY factorial. |||| Bugs. the rabbit is nought but a monkey beneath a guise. the anti of bowoop is silenced by your intense chortle. Tramp tramp tramp it’s all they know,.,.,.they never learnt to dance. My pity is an illusion. An illusion is all it takes to win a battle. (I will make you believe). there are four of them. ( I will make you believe). They will be no more ( I will make you believe). For light is a form of energy ( I will make you believe) and they are held in a crystalline lattice of lordship ( I will make you believe) bitter (I will make you believe) better ( I will make you believe) batter (I will make you believe) whats the time mr wolf? A query to a beast. A beast upon a burden. A turkey at a masquerade ball. (You will believe).

BAAN. baa.

2004-05-23T09:42:58Z

the cat. +
-
inside the couch. +
-
with. +
a bird. +
-
in. +
-
side. +

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